Download a wallet app like Metamask and follow the setup steps. It's like getting your pocket picked by tech-savvy squirrels—only these ones help you manage your crypto nuts!
You can buy Eth through Metamask, transfer from another wallet, bridge from any blockchain, or bribe a crypto-savvy llama to spit it out on Binance.
Connect your Metamask wallet and watch your $BROKE turn into "BROKE Banker" status
$BROKE will take over the world soon.